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Quoted from Perempuan Jomblo:

Btw, if you’re reading this, I hope you’re

able to comprehend me since I noticed most “sorority-like” chicas like you

in Malaysia just ACT like the whites, but speak funny English.

Salute you babe.

Level 57

the 7 crops that i've mastered...

i'm still collecting the ribbons... lol...

and...

HotFm Big Jam

ok i just came back, so freaking tired... will update soon!

hang on...

Soalan Cepumas

Along tengah online, abah dan mama tengah tengok TV. tiba-tiba....

"Along, biskut kalau dah masuk angin panggil apa?"

"err... biskut lemau la abah."

"kah kah kah kah.... tak pernah aku dengar pun!" dia gelak punya la kuat!

"awat abah?" tak pernah2 bapak aku tanya macam ni!

"tatau kawan aku tanya"

"ok"

after a few minutes.

"abeh tu kalau biskut lemau, panggil apa in English?" abah tanya lagi.

"errrr... sat" sambil typing, tanya kat budak2 Malaysia:1.

huh, mcm2 alasan depa bagi. cikgu tak sempat ajar la... english fail la... biscuit air come in la... pala otak depa. baik aku pi google sendiri.

"errr.... Limp Biscuit?" betui ka aku ni?

*credit to Google.

**abah = khairul leow

***along = tasha leow