Sex and the city...

..... Season 1 episode 7 - The Monogamist.


I can't sleep. 
I'm waiting for my Jack...
.... to wake up and call me.


He's still sick.
I don't want to disturb him resting.
Let him doze off those sickness.


So, i decided to watch this TV Series.
One of my favorite, may i say.
I've watched it more than 10 times.
and... i'm still laughing my ass out.
episode by episode.


I dont know why....
....but this series really reminds me of my girls.


the pattern is just the same.
hanging out on friday night.
ordering glorious food.
having nice drinks.


just talk bout anything.....
.......without being worried that my girls gonna spill it to someone else.


hell yeah, i trust them. 
i can tell them anything.
just anything.


ok back to the title.


there's one scene in this episode.
the girls were talking bout oral sex.
and it's so hilarious of how they discuss it. 
i think that the writer had made her research well.
this is exactly how girls discuss it, well at least for my bunch of friends.


LOL.


and LOL.


and LOL.


and LOL again. 


damn it's funny.

that devil who misses her girls,

Tash

sesi mengumpat bersama budak kecik

sekian laporan dari saya.

p/s: oh yes. we were that bored. masuk page org, kutuk profile pic dia! wakaka... siap belek status tu!

p/s/s: please ignore aku punya statement tak boleh blah tu. yes aku tahu aku tak comey! wkakaka...

Soalan Cepumas

Along tengah online, abah dan mama tengah tengok TV. tiba-tiba....

"Along, biskut kalau dah masuk angin panggil apa?"

"err... biskut lemau la abah."

"kah kah kah kah.... tak pernah aku dengar pun!" dia gelak punya la kuat!

"awat abah?" tak pernah2 bapak aku tanya macam ni!

"tatau kawan aku tanya"

"ok"

after a few minutes.

"abeh tu kalau biskut lemau, panggil apa in English?" abah tanya lagi.

"errrr... sat" sambil typing, tanya kat budak2 Malaysia:1.

huh, mcm2 alasan depa bagi. cikgu tak sempat ajar la... english fail la... biscuit air come in la... pala otak depa. baik aku pi google sendiri.

"errr.... Limp Biscuit?" betui ka aku ni?

*credit to Google.

**abah = khairul leow

***along = tasha leow

Baby...

B... Aiza name this hamster after Jose name! lol! wakakakakakakakaka... omg, so funny! and the hamster is black! wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakkaka.....

P/s: i miss u B! Happy Birthday!

Saiz S, M, L

bongok la budak2 ym ni! wakakakaka....

Bahasa Penang!

picture says it all!

p/s: credit to DJ NAN! (dia suruh letak credit!)

I'm a hot brat with a hot boyfriend who killed my mom because i had to.... WTF is this!

Cik Dekkai dah tag aku. apekehal ramai sgt rajin main tag tag ni. nasib baik tag senang. main pangkah je. bedal lah!
First, add “I’m a/an” on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweety
[x] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[x]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[x]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:

[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[x]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who banged
[ ]7 = who smoked with
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = my ex-es
[ ]07 = a prostitute
[ ]08 = The Trojan man
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[x]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because I’m sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I’m a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I’m gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dare
[ ]Other = because that’s how I role
[ ]Green = because I’m good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[x]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I’ve got abs

Tag 10 people afterwards.
1.  Aiza

2. Mayam
3. Ain
4. Fa
5. Kak Miey
6. Sammy
7. Kak Wan
8. Win
9. Addy
10. Leeds
P/s: mine sounded so wrong. WTF? I'm a hot brat with a hot boyfriend who killed my mom because i had to.

Listen to the rain on the roof

time: 12:24 p.m.
venue: home
mood: happy!
currently: having a series-thon alone!

ok, for those who watch Desperate Housewives, you'll quickly notice that the title of this entry is actually the title of Season 3 episode 1 of that tv show. i'm just watching this and i just need to share it with everyone.

here's the script of it. you might not find it funny here, but you can google up that particular scene. lol.

Bree's Bedroom

Bree sits up quickly and gasps.

Bree: "Ah. Oh, no!" Orson: "What? You didn't just crack that veneer again, did you?" Bree: "I have to go." Orson: "Go? Go where?"

CUT TO:

Doctor's Office

A female doctor is examining Bree.

Bree: "And then it was like something inside ruptured. Well, not so much a rupture as a spasm. Waves of this hot, clutching. I might have had a small stroke!" Doctor: "How severe were the pains?" Bree: "Well, that's the odd thing. I mean there was no pain, per se, in fact, it wasn't entirely unpleasant." Doctor: "What were you doing at the time?" Bree: "I was, ah, with my fiancé. We were lying down, resting." Doctor: "I'm gonna take a wild swing here. Were you having sex?" Bree: "Sort of." Doctor: "Ms. Van de Kamp, I think you may have had an orgasm." Bree: "No, no, no. I've had orgasms before." Doctor: "Hm. How would you describe them?" Bree: "Oh you know, that warm sensation, that tingling feeling of relief when it's over. No, no, this was much..." Doctor: "Better?" Bree: "Yes," Doctor: "That's 'cause it was an orgasm." Bree: "Oh. Well, I'll be darned."

lol. bye. gonna continue now!

P/s: i took the script from HERE. this series really rocks! lol.

enjoying,
tash

Jibrail came...

time: once upon a time.....
venue: exam hall.
mood: sleepy.
currently: having exam.

the lecturer is passing out exam papers. class are silent. at the end of the corner, a teenage boy was sitting anxiously. when he got the paper.... he sleep!

the lecturer woke him up.

Lecturer: wake up, do your paper!
Student: ....

while in sleepy mode, he just randomly read the paper. the lecturer is still keeping an eye for him. he seems to be busy. jotting down answer here and there. writing really really fast. the lecturer feels awkward. a lazy student could answer the paper???

he's curious. maybe the student is copying? is there any notes that he sneak in?

he walk to the student's table. with full interest to find out, he asked;

Lecturer: how come you could answer the question?
Student: Jibrail came!
Lecturer: ....
The classmate: Hahahaahhahahahahhaha...

*the truth is... he's just copying the question, writing the exact word of it. lol.

P/s: B told me this story. lol.

funny,
tash